If you've been to more than one cocktail party in your life, the following question will inevitably come up:
So where are you from?
Followed by...
Oh, you're from (insert large American city)? I have a friend who grew up there! Do you know (insert common name)?
Yes, I grew up in a city of two million people and I just happen to know you're fucking friend who has the same name as fifty other schmucks in the same city.
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