Sunday, June 28, 2009

Oh, You're From Los Angeles! Do You Know John Smith?

If you've been to more than one cocktail party in your life, the following question will inevitably come up:

So where are you from?

Followed by...

Oh, you're from (insert large American city)? I have a friend who grew up there! Do you know (insert common name)?

Yes, I grew up in a city of two million people and I just happen to know you're fucking friend who has the same name as fifty other schmucks in the same city.

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